✨ The Art of Clean – Reimagined & The Process of Designing Your Own Custom Soap Bar(s)

Indulge in the luxury of our handcrafted artisan soaps — where “clean” isn’t just an outcome, it’s a lifestyle choice (and frankly, a personality trait). Each bar is lovingly made with natural ingredients, vibrant botanicals, and a dash of artistic mischief to delight your senses. Designed for a gentle, nourishing cleanse, our soaps feature rich textures and captivating scents that make your daily shower feel more like a Renaissance exhibition than a chore.

But here’s where it gets really elite: we don’t just sell soap… we curate experiences.

You get to design your own bar. Yes, you heard right — you pick the oils, the botanicals, the clays, the toppings, and the scents, and we’ll make it happen. Think of it as couture fashion, but for your shower. Chanel No. 5? Please. How about “Lemongrass + Goat Milk with Calendula Crown” No. 1, designed by you?

Once you place your order, we send you a glorious catalog (this very booklet, dripping with sophistication and humor) to review the ingredient options. Oils, butters, milks, clays, exfoliants, essential oils, toppings — you’ll check boxes, laugh at the commentary, and maybe even learn a little scripture along the way. Then we handcraft your custom bar like soap wizards in aprons.

Each bar weighs in at a generous 4–6 oz (unless you go bold with the “I mean business” deluxe version), perfectly sized for everyday indulgence or gifting to someone who deserves a bit of elite lather in their life.

Not just soap — this is a gallery exhibit you can lather, a sermon you can sniff, and a comedy show that leaves you squeaky clean.